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Rare Sea Turtle Nests In California

An endangered sea turtle was seen laying eggs on a California beach for first time in recorded history.

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Senator Calls For End To Iran War

This week U.S. Republican senator, Jon Husted, said the Iran war “needs to come to an end as quickly as possible”.

September 23, 2026 · WGTB CHANNEL 0
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Florida Suspect Arrested In Toy Thefts

Police in Florida have apprehended a suspect believed to be the notorious “Lego Bandit”, who’s thought to be responsible for stealing hundreds of sets of small plastic toys worth thousands of dollars.

September 23, 2026 · WGTB CHANNEL 0
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Australian Athlete Video Goes Viral

And finally, from the world of sports, an Australian athlete in China went viral this weekend for competing in an indoor athletic event with diarrhea streaming down her legs.

September 23, 2026 · WGTB CHANNEL 0
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Film Critics Weigh In

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September 22, 2026 · WGTB CHANNEL 0
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Iran Remarks At United Nations

At the United Nations General Assembly, Trump threatened to drive Iran "into hell with no chance of survival.".

September 22, 2026 · WGTB CHANNEL 0
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Venture Firm Launches AI School

Andreessen Horowitz announced its launching an AI school as a college alternative.

September 22, 2026 · WGTB CHANNEL 0
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Austin Man Hospitalized After Shooting

Meanwhile, in Texas, a man shot by ICE agents in Austin is hospitalized and partially paralyzed.

September 22, 2026 · WGTB CHANNEL 0
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GOP Candidates Split On Iran

On the campaign trail, with midterms around the corner, Republican candidates are breaking with Trump on Iran.

September 22, 2026 · WGTB CHANNEL 0
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Arctic Base Planned In Greenland

And finally tonight, Trump plans to open a new Arctic military base now that he’s reached a deal with Greenland.

September 22, 2026 · WGTB CHANNEL 0
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Mercury Shrinking Faster Than Expected

This week German scientists reported the planet Mercury is shrinking faster than expected.

September 19, 2026 · WGTB CHANNEL 0
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Teacher Designates Classroom Gas Station

A Georgia teacher went viral for designating a corner of her classroom as “the gas station”, a designated area for students who need to break wind.

September 19, 2026 · WGTB CHANNEL 0
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Guinness Theft Reported In London

Overseas now, seventy thousand pints of Guiness were stolen in London this week.

September 19, 2026 · WGTB CHANNEL 0
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Man, 91, Sets Hiking Record

Meanwhile, a ninety-one-year-old man has set a new world record as the oldest hiker to complete the Appalachian trail.

September 19, 2026 · WGTB CHANNEL 0
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Harvard Settles Morgue Lawsuit

And finally tonight, Harvard agrees to fifty-three million dollar settlement over body parts stolen and sold by former morgue manager.

September 19, 2026 · WGTB CHANNEL 0

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